Using the Access to Information Act, I managed to get a hold of this key political document:
Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff’s “To Do List”
- “De-friend” Janine Krieber from Facebook
- Memorize names of my new staff members
- Renew VISA for working in the United States
- Take piano/singing lessons
- See doctor about mysterious knife-like wounds in my back
- Ask Warren Kinsella when “ass kicking” will begin.
- Tell aide to stop showing me those blasted poll results
- Hire a new pollster
- Find out why Bob Rae is measuring curtains in my office
- Remind myself why I wanted this job.
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